Saturday, August 14, 2010

Miser Facts

Everyone knows that Misers hate paying for parking, and try to avoid doing so at all costs. Misers also intensely dislike paying shipping and handling fees, and often can be enticed into buying stuff over the interweb simply because of FREE shipping. Misers are DIYers, and thus never spend money on pedicures, gift wrapping, or dry cleaning. Misers love libraries, parks, and sunset walks on the beach. Misers are cheap, but dream of a future of rolling in money.

1 comment:

  1. disgraced temple money traderAugust 16, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    Cheap is letting your friends pay for the drinks while you hide in the bathroom.

    Frugal is stretching out your resources as best possible.

    The Misers are frugal, never cheap!

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